SUPERMEOW contest!
3 May 2007Today’s the big day. I’m finally having my surgery. While it was only two weeks ago that the surgery was scheduled, I’ve been sick for one year, two months, two weeks, and six days. Not that I was counting.
I sincerely hope that, one month from today, I will be absolutely tiptop. But that’s later. For now, for today, the surgery to remove the infected metal plates in my upper jaw. It’s the first step to getting better.
And what better reason than that for having a contest!
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s the nearly invisible SUPERMEOW! Where does the SUPERMEOW end and the sofa begin? That’s the SUPERMEOW talent!
Matisse the SUPERMEOW is good at many things, including sneezing, being cute, and sleeping in his bowl, but is not good at coming up with haikus. Won’t you help him out?
SUPERMEOW is open to anything, anything at all! Except! SUPERMEOW needs the haiku to include the word SUPERMEOW. And at least one of the following words: sneeze, bowl, smores, toaster, attitude, whine, hair, divine, sofa, white, and/or bowl.
Bonus points if you’re funny.
Prizes? Right here! Don’t want any prizes? Leave a comment anyway. Don’t you want to cheer me up? I know you do!
How to enter? Easy! Leave a comment in which you compose a haiku.
Unlimited entries! Yep. That’s right. The more you haiku, the better chance you have of winning something! One haiku per comment, please!
The contest will run until Friday May 11 at 8:30 AM. Judging will take as long as it takes me to harass my coworkers and the gramma and the catchen into reviewing all the haikus.
Prizes, both awarded and random, will (hopefully) be announced Monday May 14.
Have fun!
SUPERMEOW did sneeze
now he is in small pieces
quick, fix Meowchoo!
Smores Melting
Matisse Melting
In the sofa
browns and white
Oh! I should have included Supermeow? I suck.
Okay- here’s another one.
Supermeow Sneeze
White Hair Floating
Creating a Sofa coating
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Sneeze Sneeze
See Hair Fly
See SuperMeow Fly
In his Bowl
Okay. I suck at writing haiku. I can’t seem to compose a haiku with just three lines.
I excellent at writing bad poetry.
Hair Fly
See Supermeow Sneeze
In his Bowl
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What fun! I really hope your sugery goes well – this is a great way to pass recovery time
I’ll give it a try;
On the white sofa
sits SUPERMEOW
with an attitude divine
And one more…
SUPERMEOW’s hair
like the soft center of smores
fresh from the toaster
Last one…
——
Not even a sneeze
into a bowl of hot smores
nudged SUPERMEOW
——
Thanks for letting us play along!
Be well!:)
Good luck with the surgery, hope it all goes well and you’ll be infection free in no time! Fingers crossed and positive thinking for you today.
I’ll try to come up with a haiku, that picture is very cute!
Supermeow pauses
Head lifted slighly to sneeze
Nope, a false alarm.
Sending good surgery and recovery vibes your way!
Ack, me and haiku are no longer on speaking terms. I hates her. But I will be praying for healing and a super quick recovery for you!
Sneeze! Whine! Cat is sad.
Divine Catstaff is not here!
Supermeow cries.
Good luck on your surgery!!
Supermeow bowl
throne of divine attitude
better than sofa
I hope your surgery is successful and you are feeling top of the world shortly! I’ll try to do a haiku for you if I can get to it this weekend. Still packing and patching and painting (ugh). Take Care of yourself!
Thinking of you and wishing you a quick recovery after a successful surgery. May this be a harbinger of good health from here on out . . .
Haiku? Why not iambic pentameter? Not that I can compose those either.
There once was a sneezy catchen
Who lay on a couch he was matchin’
He didn’t dare move
Fraro wouldn’t approve
She kept order or it was dispatchin’
Reoccuring surgery stinks, I had a broken leg and some implants removed later. It makes is so mucch better though. You are less likely to tell sudden switches in the barometer.
Haiku:
on the cat sofa
Divine Supermeow hair
such attitude is
At one with sofa
Attitude of throw cushion
SUPERMEOW sleeps
(Best of luck today, and get well soon!)
( here’s another one!)
Hair white-brown as smores
Is there a cat-sized toaster
for SUPERMEOW treats?
Not sure I can write a funny haiku. Limerick – yes! Haiku – no!
SUPERMEOW sleeps
Still life with fluff on sofa
Matisse paints with dreams
The sofa’s in use
but SUPERMEOW must sleep!
Ah – the comfy bowl
I wish you the best of luck with your surgery and recovery.
Supermeow says,
“Bow in attitude of awe
At my divine self.”
mattise in reposesleeping and dreaming soundlyscratch on the ear please
Supermeow sits.
White sofa, divine white cat.
Where’s Supermeow?
**oops, try this**
mattise in repose
sleeping and dreaming soundly
scratch on the ear please
White sofa with hair
but wait, hear the sofa sneeze
Supermeow stirs
Good luck with your recovery.
Smores
Gently squeezing out warm whiteness
Supermeow
Mm. Now I want a smore…
Supermeow whine
Sofa not match
My hair
SUPERMEOW stretches
While contemplating coughing
Hairballs in toasters
Steathly, cunningly
SUPERMEOW waits in hiding
To pounce on your smores
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Glad your ordeal is over!
Fly divebombs cat’s head
Supermeow’s tail slaps slaps
Yum. Licks her whiskers.
Hi I found your site through Stumbling Over Chaos.
Supermeow sits
On white sofa and sneezes
With cat attitude
Another:
Bowl falls on toaster
Noise brings humans rushing in
Supermeow smirks
Divine Supermeow sheds
White and brown fur flies
I sneeze and I whine.
Best wishes from another Chaos reader.
Supermeow ate smores
Divine white brown
Bowl thrown at cat on sofa
White Polar bears meet cat
Need no bowl
Supermeow tasted divine
Gosh, these are pretty anti-cat, sorry. If the girl polarbear would let me I’d love to have a kitty but she thinks cats are to chase. Silly dog.
Divine attitude of
White brown grace
Supermeow sleeps on sofa
There, that’s better. Hope you are back to eating s’mores soon.
White SUPERMEOW
Composing haiku is hard
I suck, Poetry
Is Apostrophe allowed in a haiku? I have no idea. This is the first poem I’ve ever written. I’ll be back after I practice some more.
Cute talented cat
SUPERMEOW is awesome!
So is the sofa
I had to write another one because I forgot to send best wishes and healing thoughts for your surgery; I hope you’re feeling better very soon!
Deep in sofa super-
meow snores, divines and snoozes
Aaacho – moment gone!
All the best for the upcoming surgery and speedy recovery.
meow melting
In whiteness
Reposes the supermeow
Dude where s my sofa
Whines the supermeow
Meow
Matisse, aka
SUPERMEOW purrs and whines with
Atttitude to spare.
A bowl and some yarn
SUPERMEOW is happy
So is his catstaff
White tummy strokable
Supermeow relaxing
Purring purring purring
I hope you’re op went well and Supermeow is looking after you (((hugs)))
Move Over Super Meow!
A nap so divine
on soft white sofa
that wasn’t exactly how I wanted to word it but I was trying to follow haiku technique.
SUPERMEOW cat,
Attitude on the sofa
“Where’s my tuna, Slave?”
I love Haiku contests!
the SUPERMEOW
all attitude and long hair
on sofa divine
Cat on the sofa,
SUPERMEOW is devine…
You may pet me now.
Carrie K brought me here – I hope you feel well soon. Lovely cat:)!
On a white sofa
Your divine cat becomes a
SUPERMEOW bowl.
Supermeow hair.
Divine white and soft brown fibre.
Can I spin it?
Hope you get better soon!
Supermeow bowl-naps,
Is that cat food up your nose
or just a bad dream?
Hope you’re feeling better soon! Enjoy all the funny haikus with Matisse
I’m so tired
Let me lie down on
Supermeow..er sofa
Serene sleep.
Slumbering Supermeow on sofa.
I supress a sneeze.
(OK, could not alliterate all words, but I tried!)
Back for a couple more contributions:
Sad, pit of despair . . .
SUPERMEOW stole my s’mores!
Good thing he is cute
SUPERMEOW stalks,
white flicker, flash of movement –
it’s his tail again!
White SUPERMEOW
lazes with full attitude,
“Bring me my s’mores, now!”
Snoring cat in bowl
SUPERMEOW, attitude
White hair, white sofa
Supermeow silently rests
but to sneeze
and rest again
In sound and sight not
supermeow sneezes
and then is caught
Oops typo on email
charter.net NOT neyt
Supermeow contentedly resting
dreaming divine
attitude with hair
I know Stray Toasters–
80s graphic novels sans
a SUPERMEOW.
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Write one last haiku
Re: SUPERMEOW’s bowl
missed the deadline, though
Even though it’s not eligible for your contest, I wanted to get one more in for your, and of course Supermeow’s, enjoyment.
Glad to hear you’re starting to feel better!
Oh, and that 2nd line should say “s’mores bowl” (both to make the 7 syllables and because I love s’mores!) not just bowl – I forgot to type that in.
Did anyone win?