Archive for September 10th, 2007

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people are strange, and google tells us so

10 September 2007

In the just because people have ears doesn’t mean they have brains category:

meaning D.E.A.F. does that mean I’m the girl from A.U.N.T.?
deaf in gen 2: 17 I don’t wanna know.
definition of being deaf a deaf person is… deaf? Huh?

In the dead muppets still live! category:

dead grover I knitted a dead muppet scarf. Have a problem with that?
grover with yarn knit blog I would hope the dead muppet doesn’t blog, though.
muppet crochet The only thing that could make fun fur worse.

In the die, ants, die category:

knitted ant I don’t know, aren’t real ants bad enough?
pink ant Pink ants… no. Still bad. DIE.

In the evidence my catchenage are googling whilst I’m asleep category:

kitty wtf Honey, you’re WTF no matter what you do.
sofa picasso There’s something painfully meta about googling yourself on the sofa whilst on the sofa, no?
matisse Of course I blog about you, Matisse.
cat in trunk Eep!
bonk splat What did you knock over? And WHO DID IT. Ahem.
staring BUSTED, Matisse!
Doctor Who Vogons Matisse, Vogons are from the Hitchhiker. Too much fur on the brain, mayhap?
couple at table picasso Who are we having over for dinner?!?
cat rubbing I… no. Don’t want to know.
sweater kittens I’m not knitting you sweaters. You both sleep on mine. The end.
cat stick figure Completely busted for depicting my catchen in stick figure cartoons. Sorry about that. I’ll do it again, though.

In the my blog is a fetish destination category

legwarmer fetish
weird high heels
wet sweater
pornmags
pajamas in socks
FETISH SKIRT PATTERNS
hot thirteen year olds
busty moms
mmmmmmmmmm
make out paradise
crutching sock girl
toe cleavage
tweens pantyhose
i’m not a plastic bag I don’t know why but this cracks me up so much!
sweater mistress

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, in the wow, are tattoos popular or what? category, we have:

daisy tattoos on toes
ring tattoo
toe ring tattoo
daisy tattoo
picasso tattoos
cat tattoo
tattoo art designs webs
ring tattoos
cherry blossom tattoo
girl scout tattoo
toe ring tattoo
big tattoo
ring tattoos
tattoo ring
toe tattoo
ring tattoo
toe ring tattoo
daisy tattoo
cherry blossom tattoo
toe tattoos
daisy tattoos
ring tattoos
toe ring tattoo pictures
tattoos on the toe
daisy tattoos
tattoo lost

(and there were TONS more)

My favorite search is definitely this though:

Legwarmers punch Chris.

Because? HUH?!?!?